Mel O'Drama went home with a Hokey again this year. You may recall his win in the Hysterical Phone Call category based on
the panic that ensued when his dog vomited up a worm. This year, he took the Vocalization Award for the most annoying job
of imitating animal noises. Mel did a great imitation of the way his dog howls and growls whenever he sees the mailman. In
addition, based on those noises, he concluded that the pooch is in pain whenever mail is delivered. As a result, he was also
up for the Twisted Logic Award.
Well, we are about to run out of space again. So, we will present just one more award. It is the Hokey for best performance
at an imaginary awards ceremony. There are two nominees; the master of ceremonies and the beautiful blonde model.
And the winner is ...
... the beautiful blonde model. (Yes, I'm going for family harmony again.)
Dr. Obenski owns the Allentown Clinic for Cats in Allentown, Pa.