Declaw denial leaves the peanut gallery disenfranchised and displaced
Nov 1, 2005
By:Michael A. Obenski, VMD
She sent her friend, Lee Vinnahuff, to pick up the cat. She had a few words for me as well ...
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Misinterpretation of 'botzofer,' 'foreign bodies' can sully communication
Sep 1, 2005
By:Michael A. Obenski, VMD
The lettering on the door said Department of Anesthesiology, Hal O'Thane, DVM. Duey Hafta didn't even bother to read it. He had been knocking on every door in the veterinary school trying to find a botzofer. His patience had worn thin by this point. He felt as though he had asked a million people so far, and none of them seemed to know where the botzofer was or, for that matter, what it was.
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Real science, real jargon
Aug 1, 2005
By:Michael A. Obenski, VMD
Some veterinary client syndromes in desperate need of classification
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Talent abounds at 2005 Hokey ceremony
Jul 1, 2005
By:Michael A. Obenski, VMD
Walking the red carpet: Mel O'Drama, Alexander Graham Bellow rally for top honors.
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Hokey Awards: Client theatrics, originality should be rewarded
Jun 1, 2005
By:Michael A. Obenski, VMD
Other prizes will be awarded for dumbest question of the year and the coveted lifetime of stupidity award.
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Bankers test relationship between me, myself and Michael
May 1, 2005
By:Michael A. Obenski, VMD
Automated processes, forms might not garner the data you seek
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Ingenuity, imagination can lead to ultimate equipment bragging rights
Apr 1, 2005
By:Michael A. Obenski, VMD
Case-in-point: Consider the many uses of an ordinary wire hook and Fred Flintstone's cup
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Wanda Sample spurs spurious ethical dilemma.
Mar 1, 2005
By:Michael A. Obenski, VMD
Should we actually charge
for medicine or give it away?
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