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DVM360 MAGAZINE: May 01, 2004
By dvm360.com staff
The man wanted to know if I would be interested in using his company for night security.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Apr 01, 2004
He was only about 18 inches tall and seemed completely motionless. I wanted to get up close and take his picture, but I was afraid to approach him. Then, one of his eyes flicked open. I jumped 30 feet. The crocodile was only 12 feet long.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Apr 01, 2004
By dvm360.com staff
I try never to judge a person by the clothes they wear or the car they drive, but after 11 years of getting hot checks and no-pay clients, you start paying attention to the subtle clues that might mean you are about to lose some money.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Mar 01, 2004
Will Rogers was a man of great perception whose homespun brand of humor and philosophy once captivated America.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Mar 01, 2004
By dvm360.com staff
There was just too much going on.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Feb 01, 2004
By dvm360.com staff
It was a freezing cold day in February about 30 days after we first arrived in Lamesa, Texas.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Feb 01, 2004
I have known Puzzle for years. Furthermore, I enjoy seeing the little pooch now and again even if his owners are a little wacky. (Aren't they all?) However, his most recent visit to my office did not go as smoothly as usual.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jan 01, 2004
By dvm360.com staff
The cat's name was Whoops and it fit that rascal well.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jan 01, 2004
I could see the problem the moment I entered the exam room, but, just for fun, I decided to wait until Mr. Obtuse pointed it out to me.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Dec 01, 2003
By dvm360.com staff
Cast of Characters in our Tale
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Dec 01, 2003
It was a landmark phone call. Mrs. Itis is concerned about the health of her aging cats, needed to talk to the doctor "right away."
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Nov 01, 2003
I could hardly believe my eyes, but there he was.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Nov 01, 2003
By dvm360.com staff
On my way home from teaching, I noticed the lights were on at the clinic.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Oct 01, 2003
I patiently explained the technique several times, but Mr. Bungle didn't seem to be able to grasp the concept.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Sep 01, 2003
By dvm360.com staff
I was hunkered down in the easy chair trying not to think about my throbbing back.