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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Sep 01, 2005
The lettering on the door said Department of Anesthesiology, Hal O'Thane, DVM. Duey Hafta didn't even bother to read it. He had been knocking on every door in the veterinary school trying to find a botzofer. His patience had worn thin by this point. He felt as though he had asked a million people so far, and none of them seemed to know where the botzofer was or, for that matter, what it was.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Sep 01, 2005
By dvm360.com staff
It was the largest animal I had ever seen that wasn't in a zoo.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Aug 01, 2005
By dvm360.com staff
I can remember thinking that Tex would be given pretty good care if he were a pig or a horse.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Aug 01, 2005
Some veterinary client syndromes in desperate need of classification
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jul 01, 2005
By dvm360.com staff
Any attempt to remove Yorkie from mountain oyster was met with serious growls and displays of tiny teeth.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jul 01, 2005
Walking the red carpet: Mel O'Drama, Alexander Graham Bellow rally for top honors.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jun 01, 2005
Other prizes will be awarded for dumbest question of the year and the coveted lifetime of stupidity award.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jun 01, 2005
By dvm360.com staff
Her head went down, and snot started flying.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: May 01, 2005
By dvm360.com staff
Shower in ... Get me out
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: May 01, 2005
Automated processes, forms might not garner the data you seek
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Apr 01, 2005
Case-in-point: Consider the many uses of an ordinary wire hook and Fred Flintstone's cup
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Apr 01, 2005
By dvm360.com staff
It wasn't until I saw the third shattered door that I figured out that Billy had been charging homes.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Mar 01, 2005
By dvm360.com staff
How do you tell a 400-pound owner that his or her dog is too fat?
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Mar 01, 2005
Should we actually charge for medicine or give it away?
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Feb 01, 2005
By dvm360.com staff
This one-sided conversation was what I refer to as a reverse history.