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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Oct 01, 2004
Ideologies largely are emotional,which makes them good topics to avoid
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Sep 01, 2004
This cat owner emergency easily licked by speedy stool sample analysis
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Sep 01, 2004
By dvm360.com staff
A half-sedated goat can still outrun me for the first 250 yards if it gets loose.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Aug 01, 2004
By dvm360.com staff
There are just some things that you cannot learn in veterinary school.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Aug 01, 2004
By dvm360.com staff
Another client, Al Truistic, wanted to know why veterinarians don’t spay all strays “for the good of the animals.”
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jul 01, 2004
Heavy armament needed to fend off this 24-pound bundle of meanness
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jul 01, 2004
By dvm360.com staff
I told Boog to just bring the horse in. He said he couldn't because he had no trailer.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jun 01, 2004
God must love stupid people. He made so many of them.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jun 01, 2004
By dvm360.com staff
Motley crew of bikers turn out to be model clients, however strange
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: May 01, 2004
Last week, sensing that spring was in the air, I realized that it was time for my annual visit to our old friend and colleague, Dr. Leonard D. Hardway. As you may recall, Leonard is a stressed out veterinarian who now resides at The Cold Ember Home for Burned Out Veterinarians, located in Rope's End, Wisconsin.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: May 01, 2004
By dvm360.com staff
The man wanted to know if I would be interested in using his company for night security.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Apr 01, 2004
By dvm360.com staff
I try never to judge a person by the clothes they wear or the car they drive, but after 11 years of getting hot checks and no-pay clients, you start paying attention to the subtle clues that might mean you are about to lose some money.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Apr 01, 2004
He was only about 18 inches tall and seemed completely motionless. I wanted to get up close and take his picture, but I was afraid to approach him. Then, one of his eyes flicked open. I jumped 30 feet. The crocodile was only 12 feet long.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Mar 01, 2004
Will Rogers was a man of great perception whose homespun brand of humor and philosophy once captivated America.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Mar 01, 2004
By dvm360.com staff
There was just too much going on.