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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Aug 01, 2003
I was just finishing up the office call with his dog, when Mr. Isobar asked me an important question.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jul 01, 2003
By dvm360.com staff

Rambunctious goose rules roost with iron beak

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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jul 01, 2003
As you undoubtedly know, computers have revolutionized our ability to store and retrieve information.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jun 01, 2003
By dvm360.com staff
The bond between father and son strengthens with time
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jun 01, 2003
Telephone calls from my friend, Arnie, fall into a category I term E-calls.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: May 01, 2003
By dvm360.com staff
Doc and 'Jimmy Stewart' get unwanted advice from blowhard
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: May 01, 2003
As my receptionist handed me the cat's medical record, I was immediately impressed with the size of it. Clearly, it was one of the thickest files ever compiled at my clinic.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Apr 01, 2003
By dvm360.com staff
Pampered porker Prudence shows excellent form in sprint competition
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Apr 01, 2003
'You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but...'
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Mar 01, 2003
It was a strange phone call, indeed. At least, that's what my secretary thought. "Doctor," she said. "There's a man on line one who keeps yelling the number six." I asked her if that was all he had said, and she replied that his exact words were: "Six! Six! Get Obenski to the phone. Tell him that I have a classic six!"
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Mar 01, 2003
By dvm360.com staff
As a veterinarian, you just never know what you are going to do each day.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Feb 01, 2003
By dvm360.com staff
Big Bule's drool didn't keep this owner from taking care of ailing Bulldog
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Feb 01, 2003
I was just finishing my supper, when the call came in on the home phone. It was Mr. Izzy A. Payne calling about his dog, Yessiree Bob. "I'm sorry to call you at home, doctor," he said.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jan 01, 2003
I watched them for five minutes. Mrs. Crowbait looked at the horse, and as might be expected, the horse looked at her. Neither of them moved.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Dec 01, 2002
Vera Stingy was so upset that she rushed one of her dogs over to see me after waiting just three days longer than she should have. (Usually, she waits until death is imminent.)