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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jan 01, 2003
I watched them for five minutes. Mrs. Crowbait looked at the horse, and as might be expected, the horse looked at her. Neither of them moved.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Dec 01, 2002
Vera Stingy was so upset that she rushed one of her dogs over to see me after waiting just three days longer than she should have. (Usually, she waits until death is imminent.)
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Dec 01, 2002
By dvm360.com staff
Truth stranger than fiction in trying to explain reason for speeding to long arm of the law
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Nov 01, 2002
By dvm360.com staff
We always seem to have an eye on teeth. Many of our patients would like to sink them into us. Today, though the kind of teeth we were watching out for was a bit unusual
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Nov 01, 2002
I entered the exam room and introduced myself as I always do with new clients.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Oct 01, 2002
Have you ever noticed the similarity between hiring an employee and purchasing a new shirt?
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Oct 01, 2002
By dvm360.com staff
'Never put a pig in your mouth,' and other wise things granny taught you
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Sep 01, 2002
From the editor: In January we invited readers to submit their own versions of "Where Did I Go Wrong" in the second Mike Obenski Writing Contest. More than 200 entries poured in and among them Mike Obenski found four worthy of appearing with "the master." This month, Dr. Shelley Hylton-Herring's entry, "Cocktail Hour," garners honorable mention.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Sep 01, 2002
By dvm360.com staff
Rangy cowboy and 'snakey' cow take every ounce of doc's patience; give lesson in theriogenology
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Sep 01, 2002
Each of us receives the occasional "thank you" note or letter of praise from a grateful client.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Aug 01, 2002
By dvm360.com staff

It was a lush backyard. I mean lush.

There were trees and vines and ivy and shrubs and bushes and fountains . and a pot-bellied pig.

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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jul 01, 2002
From the editor: In January we invited readers to submit their own versions of "Where Did I Go Wrong" in the second Mike Obenski Writing Contest. More than 200 entries poured in and among them Mike Obenski found four worthy of appearing with "the master." This month, Dr. Mark Peter's entry, "The Terminator," garners second prize. Next month the third prize winner will appear; in September, the honorable mention.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jul 01, 2002
Mr. Betcha is one of the most cooperative clients you could ever hope to have.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jul 01, 2002
By dvm360.com staff

Doc and 'Jimmy Stewart' get unwanted advice from blowhard who doesn't understand intricacies of calving

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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jun 01, 2002
By dvm360.com staff
The bond between father and son strengthens with time; lessons learned in days gone by last a lifetime