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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Apr 01, 2004
By dvm360.com staff
I try never to judge a person by the clothes they wear or the car they drive, but after 11 years of getting hot checks and no-pay clients, you start paying attention to the subtle clues that might mean you are about to lose some money.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Apr 01, 2004
He was only about 18 inches tall and seemed completely motionless. I wanted to get up close and take his picture, but I was afraid to approach him. Then, one of his eyes flicked open. I jumped 30 feet. The crocodile was only 12 feet long.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Mar 01, 2004
Will Rogers was a man of great perception whose homespun brand of humor and philosophy once captivated America.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Mar 01, 2004
By dvm360.com staff
There was just too much going on.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Feb 01, 2004
I have known Puzzle for years. Furthermore, I enjoy seeing the little pooch now and again even if his owners are a little wacky. (Aren't they all?) However, his most recent visit to my office did not go as smoothly as usual.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Feb 01, 2004
By dvm360.com staff
It was a freezing cold day in February about 30 days after we first arrived in Lamesa, Texas.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jan 01, 2004
I could see the problem the moment I entered the exam room, but, just for fun, I decided to wait until Mr. Obtuse pointed it out to me.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jan 01, 2004
By dvm360.com staff
The cat's name was Whoops and it fit that rascal well.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Dec 01, 2003
It was a landmark phone call. Mrs. Itis is concerned about the health of her aging cats, needed to talk to the doctor "right away."
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Dec 01, 2003
By dvm360.com staff
Cast of Characters in our Tale
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Nov 01, 2003
By dvm360.com staff
On my way home from teaching, I noticed the lights were on at the clinic.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Nov 01, 2003
I could hardly believe my eyes, but there he was.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Oct 01, 2003
I patiently explained the technique several times, but Mr. Bungle didn't seem to be able to grasp the concept.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Sep 01, 2003
ith little more than a glance at the first X-ray, Flora knew the diagnosis. Still, she took a few minutes to study both views carefully just as she always instructed her students to do. She knew all too well that her years of experience had not granted her immunity from mistakes. Then, satisfied that the films showed no evidence of less obvious problems which would prove to be embarrassing if discovered later, she headed for the privacy of her office to make the phone call. Many of the other staff members shared offices, but as a perk of seniority, she
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Sep 01, 2003
By dvm360.com staff
I was hunkered down in the easy chair trying not to think about my throbbing back.