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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Oct 01, 2002
By dvm360.com staff
'Never put a pig in your mouth,' and other wise things granny taught you
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Oct 01, 2002
Have you ever noticed the similarity between hiring an employee and purchasing a new shirt?
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Sep 01, 2002
Each of us receives the occasional "thank you" note or letter of praise from a grateful client.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Sep 01, 2002
From the editor: In January we invited readers to submit their own versions of "Where Did I Go Wrong" in the second Mike Obenski Writing Contest. More than 200 entries poured in and among them Mike Obenski found four worthy of appearing with "the master." This month, Dr. Shelley Hylton-Herring's entry, "Cocktail Hour," garners honorable mention.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Sep 01, 2002
By dvm360.com staff
Rangy cowboy and 'snakey' cow take every ounce of doc's patience; give lesson in theriogenology
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Aug 01, 2002
By dvm360.com staff

It was a lush backyard. I mean lush.

There were trees and vines and ivy and shrubs and bushes and fountains . and a pot-bellied pig.

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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jul 01, 2002
From the editor: In January we invited readers to submit their own versions of "Where Did I Go Wrong" in the second Mike Obenski Writing Contest. More than 200 entries poured in and among them Mike Obenski found four worthy of appearing with "the master." This month, Dr. Mark Peter's entry, "The Terminator," garners second prize. Next month the third prize winner will appear; in September, the honorable mention.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jul 01, 2002
Mr. Betcha is one of the most cooperative clients you could ever hope to have.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jul 01, 2002
By dvm360.com staff

Doc and 'Jimmy Stewart' get unwanted advice from blowhard who doesn't understand intricacies of calving

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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jun 01, 2002
By dvm360.com staff
The bond between father and son strengthens with time; lessons learned in days gone by last a lifetime
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jun 01, 2002
From the editor: They kept coming and coming and coming. Every day during January and February I would get an exasperated look from the mailroom guy as he brought in my mail. Some days he had to carry it with both hands. Most days it wouldn't fit in my in-box so he dumped it on my table.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: May 01, 2002
Caution! You may be one of the 12 veterinarians who are going to be highly annoyed by the material in this column.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: May 01, 2002
By dvm360.com staff
Rambunctious goose rules roost with iron fist
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: May 01, 2002
By dvm360.com staff

Rambunctious goose rules roost with iron fist?

Sometimes I think Crocodile Dundee doesn't have a thing on us. We never know what the day holds and sometimes it holds more than we expect.

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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Apr 01, 2002
I could hardly believe my eyes. My boss, Dr. Oldguy, was throwing away pieces of mail without even opening them.