Humor

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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Mar 01, 2002
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. At least that's what my friend, Arnie, says. If your practice suffered greatly from the February doldrums and you had nothing better to do with your time than to read my column, then you may recall what he said about me last month.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Feb 28, 2002

At first, the task seemed simple. All I had to do was to give the pooch an injection, dispense a few pills and send him home.

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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jan 01, 2002
By dvm360.com staff

When you are awakened by a doorbell at 1 a.m., it takes a few minutes to get your brain to work.

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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jan 01, 2002
Which one would I choose: the glazed, the powdered, or my usual favorite, the jelly donut?
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Dec 01, 2001
I left the exam room for just a few minutes to get a shot of penicillin for her dog. By the time I got back, Mrs. Quibble was hopping mad.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Dec 01, 2001
By dvm360.com staff
Mr. Skunk had a very special Christmas present for Dr. Bo and friends; 'it smelled so bad it hurt'
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Nov 01, 2001
Mr. Change shuffled into the clinic and deposited his carcass in the nearest chair.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Oct 01, 2001
In a distant corner of an obscure galaxy, there is a little building with a big mortgage. It's my office.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Sep 01, 2001
I've said it before and I'll say it again. He was the greatest practical joker that ever lived. With just a few pieces of wire and a homemade battery, he has managed to cause more confusion than even the most sophisticated of computer viruses. I am referring, of course, to that madcap funster, Alexander Graham Bell.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Aug 01, 2001
Last month, I received a phone call from Mr. Maykit concerning his dog's rash.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jul 01, 2001
Byar checked his speedometer and was thrilled to find that he was making good time.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jul 01, 2001
By dvm360.com staff
Building confidence has its harrowing moments whether learning to drive or doing belly C-section
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: Jun 01, 2001
Exuding his usual charm, Pucker greeted me from his perch atop the exam table.
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: May 01, 2001
By dvm360.com staff
'Big Doctor' orders up a huge slice of humble pie
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DVM360 MAGAZINE: May 01, 2001
There were three identical-looking spaniels on the exam room floor. Coincidentally, there were three neatly folded patient records in my hand. (Let the games begin.)